“We will refer to them as henchpeople or henchellors from now on”
Hezbollah adopting gender inclusive terminology
In the spirit of gender inclusivity and LGBTQ partnership, the Lebanese Militant group Hezbollah will retire the term “henchman” for their foot soldiers.
“We will refer to them as henchpeople or henchellors from now on”, announced Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah yesterday evening.
The move has been applauded by many western governments and organizations such as the Clinton Foundation, WEF and Canada’s Justin Trudeau himself.
Calgary Ward 8 City Councilor Courtney Walcott (they/them), who is an unconfirmed rock chewer, tweeted about unaffordable housing for the 56th time in response to the announcement.